Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What did the adding machine say to the cashier?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why do all the planets get along?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the bee say to the naughty bee?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What condiment has wings?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?