How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why did the clock get removed from the library?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Who is the fastest reindeer?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?