What day never takes itself seriously?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call the dog magician?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What do cows always add to their salad?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why does Rudolph love to get wet?