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Where do polar bears vote?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What does algae do when it's in trouble?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why do trees try new things so often?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?