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What does a female lion call her mate?

What type of animal does well in the cold?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What's in an astronaut's favorite sandwich?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

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Why don't ostriches fly ?

How do cats make a birthday cake?