What do cows say when you milk them?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What words make the best athletes?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

What do cows like to dance to?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What math figure is also in the band?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?