What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Where would you find an elephant?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?