When do mice play every day?
When the cat's away.
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?
Why was the bee sad?
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you call a silly hill?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
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