What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do golfers drink on the green?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?