What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

Which big cat never tells the truth?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

How did the toad die?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why did the fish blush?

How do vampires get around on Halloween?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?