What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Which family member has tusks?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What's a partridge's favorite fruit?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?