What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
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Which sea animal is the best with tools?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
What famous scientist will try anything?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why is sand so optimistic?
How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
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What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?
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