What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What sport is full of interior designers?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?