What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
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What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
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Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
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What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What farm animal is best at karate?
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