What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
What flies around the kindergarten room at night?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Wanna hear a long dad joke?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Why are baseball games at night?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
Why do cats give such great massages?
What do you give an angry rhino?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!