Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

Where does money love to go shopping?

Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?