What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
Me-ow.
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Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
Where do pigs learn magic?
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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Which family member has tusks?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Who is the most popular pop singer in space?
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