Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What utensil does water use to eat?

What do nosey peppers do?

What do you call a smelly horse?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?

Why do moms make good vintners?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What day do hands always go to church?

Which animal is accused of lying all the time?