What time does everyone love to drink?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Are baby skunks cute?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Why did the man bring a ladder to church?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

How long do chickens work?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

How do locomotives know where to go?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?