What vegetables do librarians like?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

How did the toad die?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Which baseball player do fish root for?