What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

How do you get straight A's?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?