Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

What do cats wear to work?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

Which elf is the best singer?

Which big cat never tells the truth?