What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
A teapup!
What do you call stolen cheese?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What's a surgeon's favorite board game?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What game do cows play at parties?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What does Santa order at the bar?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?
Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
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