Which hot drink loves golf?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What was the detective duck trying to do?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Why do dogs run in circles?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?