What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?