How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What did the dentist say to the beaver?

Why did the barber win the race?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why do two skunks argue?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?