What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How do you organize a space party?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?