What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

Why do dogs run in circles?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?