Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Why are books always so angry?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do stars go to college?
What country has the most fish?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?
What did the grandpa corn say to his grandson?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What's an astronaut's favorite snack?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?
Which former US President was always cold?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
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