Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
He was looking for definition.
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
Why don't fish play basketball?
What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
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