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How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What condiment has wings?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Where does food go to take a nap?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?