Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you call hiking college students?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

Why don't fish play basketball?

Why do cats give such great massages?

How are mountains able to see?