What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

What fish sings the best?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What car always breaks the rules?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What's the difference between a dog and a tree?

What's a car's favorite TV show?