Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?

What are you studying in math?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What sweet treat never panics?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?