What did the pen say to the pencil?

What are you studying in math?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What's the friendliest pen?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?