How do you get straight A's?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Why are bankers so good at American politics?

How does one gelatin greet another?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?