Why do cows always skip gym class?

Why are books always so angry?

What do you call a class about how to interact with others?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Where do sheep get their hair cut?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What animal knows how to work a computer?