Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What do teachers do during summer break?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why are basketball players such messy eaters?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?