Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?