Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?
What did the golfer order at the bakery?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
What's the most athletic footwear?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
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