What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What game do cows play at parties?

What tea do footballers drink?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Why did the turkey join the band?

Where do cows go on vacation?

How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?