Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Bears love exotic cars.
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
Who invented fractions?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What says: oom oom oom?
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