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How do you arrest a pig?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

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What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

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Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

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