Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
He had cat-aracts.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What style of music weighs the most?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Why do math teachers love hiking?
What is an insect's favorite game?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
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