What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why did the foal cough?

How is life like toilet paper?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

Why are frogs always happy?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?