Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

Why did the peach buy deodorant?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What is the best Christmas present ever?