Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do lions eat on their cheat day?

How does a polar bear build a house?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?