Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What bird is always sad?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

How do birds threaten one another?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

Where do hamsters come from?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

How do chickens leave the highway?

How do dog catchers get paid?