Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?