Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you give a sick lemon?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

My brother is my partner in crime.

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What do fish use for glasses?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

Why did electricity win the race?