Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Because they got that swing!
What is a king's favorite weather?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why do bees buzz?
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
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