Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
They are too busy doing useful things.
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
Why was the spider so smart?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
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