What isn't lazy on the Fourth of July?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

Why do churches struggle with counting money?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

Where do online shopaholics love to travel?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?