Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Do dads always snore?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's a dentist's favorite movie?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

I broke my finger!

What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?