Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Where do they produce Christian films?

How do you make a bandstand?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?