What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What is CO2's favorite pasta?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?