What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

I broke my finger!

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?