What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What British bugs are the best singers?
Why was the nurse afraid of camping?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What happened to the Dean who lost his job?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
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