What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
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Why was the dog overweight?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What do you call a dog in space?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
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