What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
What's the politest month?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
When do cows get tired?
Why do vampires always look sick?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
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