What animal knows kung fu?
The chipmunk.
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What kind of water does an angel like?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
How does a taco bless the table?
Which is the worst season?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
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