What animals have the highest divorce rates?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What do you call a poodle that's always wet?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

When should you start writing a book?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What insect runs away from everything?

Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?