What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What's the opposite of irony?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What do you give a sick pig?