What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

What do you give a sick pig?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What is a parrot's favorite game?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?