What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why are goats so funny?

What do goats say to make their kids laugh?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why was the bee sad?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

What nationality are most fish?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.