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What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

How did the pirate call his mother?

Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What's the slowest 5k?