Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What dog never pays attention in class?

What do goats and moms have in common?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Which big cat loves to drive?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

What bird's favorite meal is chicken and vegetables?

Why do golfers hate cake?