Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Do dads always snore?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What game do cows play at parties?

How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?