Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What game do cows play at parties?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

When is a black dog not a black dog?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What siblings are always sad?