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To relieve a glass pane.
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Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?
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How long do chickens work?
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What is the most adorable season?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
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Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
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