Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
Why is it hard to hire a clown?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call a vacation at home?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
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