Why do legumes gossip so much?

Which state has the best streets?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What do cats wear to work?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?