Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What fairy loves to count?
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
Why does the Easter Bunny have such a nice complexion?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a short cow?
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