Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Which cats have the best manners?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
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