Why did the window need an aspirin?
To relieve a glass pane.
Why is furniture so generous?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?
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