What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do you eat on July 5th?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What does an evil hen lay?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?