Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
He hated to go back to school.
Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?
Who invented fractions?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What condiment has wings?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
Why did the twins join the Air Force?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
Where do tough ducks come from?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
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