What words make the best athletes?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do cats wear to work?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

What does Santa order at the bar?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Where do frogs keep their money?