What did the pen say to the pencil?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

How do you truly savor a hot dog?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What do you call a magical reptile?

Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?