Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why was the math book sad?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?