To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do female veggies wear to the beach?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?