Where does laundry go to college?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?

What color are all the books in the library?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

How did the tree feel in spring?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What animal loves Indian food?