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Who invented fractions?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What condiment has wings?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

What's a watch's eldest relative?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?