What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What car can you only see twice a year?

Where do kittens go to school?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where are average things manufactured?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

How does dinner smell?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?