What's a cow's favorite music note?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why do fish live in salt water?

What did the octopus use to write his novel?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?