What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What kind of music do mummies listen to?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

What's a goose's favorite book?

How do you measure a millennial?

How do automobiles fly?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What is the best day to go to the beach?