What musical instrument is the best typist?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why do rabbits make good jewelers?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What do you call a gathering of single hikers?

What do you call a baby monkey?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?