What part of a fish is the most musical?
The scales.
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
How do you organize a space party?
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