What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
A Blockbuster.
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What do you call a famous turtle?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
What's the friendliest pen?
Which state has the best streets?
Where can you always get cheap gas?
What do you call the successful dog detective?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
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