What tea do footballers drink?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What kind of story do trees love to tell?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

How does a barber get to work?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?