Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why doesn't sleet have any friends?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
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