Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
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