Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
It always got cut.
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
When should baseball players wear armor?
What do you call a belt made of clocks?
What bee is good for your health?
What do you call two birds in love?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
What is a pony's favorite condiment?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the Dorito say to his son?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
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