Why are computers so good at golf?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What do they call pastors in Germany?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What do Scottish toads play?

Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?