Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
How do billboards talk?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Where do novels go to have a good time?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
It's allergy season again?
How do horses navigate at night?
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