Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
What's good for both poker and theater?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
Did you hear the joke about the roof?
What tea do footballers drink?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
When should you stop for a glow worm?
What did the rabbit want for his birthday?
What do nosey peppers do?
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