Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?
At the local second-hand store.
Where do they produce Christian films?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Which gaming system is always in a good mood?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
What do eggs say after a long day at work?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
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