Why do plants hate algebra?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Which celebrity has the best handwriting?

Why was the bee sad?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

When does the sun finally get to take a break?

What car can't keep a secret?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?