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What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

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How do you know bees have allergies?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?

Where do actors go to pray?

Why are books always so angry?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

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