What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What part of a football field is never the same?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

Who is a house's favorite band?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

What's a horse's favorite car?

Where do automobiles have picnics?

Which computer won the talent show?

Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the calf play in the school band?

What are hotdogs called in the winter?

What makes music in your hair?