What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What did the snake name his daughter?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?