What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

Why are English teachers so smart?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?

What cartoon character loves insects?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?