Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What tea do footballers drink?

What words make the best athletes?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Why is summer always sad?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Which subject has two parts?