What animals make the best baseball players?

Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Why was the coyote family such good singers?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

Which subject has two parts?

What does a dolphin say when it's confused?