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To get brighter!
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What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
What do you call an arctic cow?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Why do fish live in salt water?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What kind of ant is good at math?
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Why did the elk have great hair?
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