Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
To get brighter!
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What shape is bad at driving?
What do dogs order at coffee shops?
Why was the moth so unpopular?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
Why are skunks always so depressed?
What goes zzub, zzub?
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