How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?

What do you call a household of counselors?

How was the wedding?