What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?