Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
What do you call stolen cheese?
What branch of the military accepts newborns?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do JedisĀ® say on Valentine's Day?
What would a feline order at Taco BellĀ®?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What snack did the dog buy at the movie theater?
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