What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?