Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
Where does a camper keep his money?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?
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