Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
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Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
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What is a parrot's favorite game?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
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What fish loves to play in a band?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
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