Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?
What's a father's favorite flower?
Why are babies so good at basketball?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
How do you make antifreeze?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How do scientists grow fruit?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a household of counselors?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
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