Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
It ran out of juice.
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Which sea animal is the best with tools?
What do you call an angry monkey?
Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
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