Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What food is a man's best friend?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
How do you get kids to do something?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Where do ships always get stuck?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
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