What is the opposite of coffee?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?

What is a plant's favorite college course?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why was the broom late for school?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?