What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

When is Dad's bedtime?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

What happened when Aladdin™️ missed his flight?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?