Where can you always get cheap gas?
Any burrito joint.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
What is the most adorable season?
When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
What do jokesters study in college?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why did the body of water think so much?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
What was the first animal in space?
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