What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do cats wear to work?