What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

Coffee has a rough time in our household.

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?