What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?

What type of car do planets buy?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?