Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Which animal will never go bald?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?

Which animals make the most honest judges?