Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What sound does a witch's car make?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?