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Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?

What kind of dog has the worst allergies?

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What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?