Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
They make up everything!
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
What's the friendliest pen?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
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