What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What sweet treat never panics?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?