Why are stones so good at music?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

Why are all priests fit?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

What do Nestlé® chocolate chip cookies drive on?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do stars celebrate in December?