What makes pirates such good singers?
They can hit the high Cs!
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What's a bee's favorite cereal?
What dog loves to take bubble baths?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why was the fabric always laughing?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
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