Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do cows wear bells?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?
What makes music in your hair?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Which animal loves to have a good time?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?
What fish loves to play in a band?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
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