Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did Mickey Mouse⢠become an astronaut?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?
What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why should you not pamper a cow?
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