Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why did the witch stay in a hotel?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
Where do hamsters come from?
What is it called when a tree takes time off from work in autumn?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
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