Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the comedian keep telling jokes about chemistry?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Which animals make the best football players?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Which band is always treated like royalty?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What kind of bow can't be tied?