What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do math teachers eat?
What kind of store would a dog own?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Which CIA agent is the best baker?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
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