What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did the elk have great hair?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

Why are frogs always so happy?