What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
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What kind of cheese has the most life experience?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
Which singer could always break a five?
Where do hamsters come from?
What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
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