What is CO2's favorite pasta?
Spaghetti carbon-ara.
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What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Did you hear about the famous pickle?
Which superhero is best at baseball?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What does a dog say before eating?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What's the scariest letter?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
What do you get if you cross a frog and a dog?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
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