What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do cows say on NYE?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?

Why did the cat start laughing?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What's a horse's favorite car?

What do you call two birds in love?

What do you call dogs that rarely bark?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?