Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What type of birds stay together forever?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
My brother is my partner in crime.
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Which cats love to be petted?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?
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