What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why do cats give such great massages?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?