What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why do bison love to spread gossip?

What do you call it when Batman skips church?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How did the French fry propose to the hamburger?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?