What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What animal knows kung fu?