Why are sandals so indecisive?
They always flip-flop back and forth.
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
This candy bar is a real home run.
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
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