What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

That bird won't stop squawking.

What's the only career where you can never sit down?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?