Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

Which celebrity became a great detective?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What TV show is most popular at bars?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?