What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

What do ghosts drink on Halloween?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

What type of bean doesn't have protein?

Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?