What did the robot want for Christmas?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

What shape has a knighthood?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

How is life like toilet paper?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the dog do so well in school?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?