What's the hardest holiday to forget?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

What utensil does water use to eat?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What do you call a group of elephants in the pool?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?