What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What tree has the most bark?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the rug say to the floor?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What game do cows play at parties?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?