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What tree is always ready for fall baking?

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Which president loved to take baths?

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What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?

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What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

How is cat food sold?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?