What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Where do polar bears store their money?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?