Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

What do you call two birds in love?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Which animal can never take a long bubble bath?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?