What is an elk's favorite dessert?
Mousse.
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
How long will dinner be?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What do you call a bakery hardware store?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What's a cat's favorite color?
What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
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