Why did the ice cream truck break down?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's a cat's favorite snack?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

Where was Noah born?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Where do polar bears vote?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

What style of music weighs the most?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What do you call an Irish spider?