Why are farmers so laid-back?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

What do you call an old snowman?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What do you call two birds in love?

What animal loves a baseball game?

Why was the math book sad?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?