How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What's the scariest letter?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a gathering of single hikers?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
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