What do ducks get after they eat?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Why did the dog get embarrassed?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?