How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
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