How does a squid go into battle?
Well-armed.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
Where do pigs learn magic?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
How did the Vikings send secret messages?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What's the richest basketball team?
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How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
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