What do cats eat for breakfast?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What's the difference between soccer and football?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?

What's a cat's favorite song?