How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What car can you only see twice a year?